You guys, I am having a really bummed out day, and even though idealistically I don’t like putting negative feels out there, realistically sometimes you just have to whine for a second and get it out of your system.Read more
bffewylion replied to your post “In the middle of my daily job search I suddenly had the urge to look…”
ugh!! maybe if we put both our singular testicles together, you could qualify???
BRILLIANT. Let’s do it, Yoyo. BETWEEN THE TWO OF US WE CAN MAKE UP ONE WHOLE DUDE
In the middle of my daily job search I suddenly had the urge to look into different army career paths because I’m always getting those commercials on hulu that are like HEY JOIN THE ARMY, YOU CAN BE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER OR A LINGUIST, YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOOT PEOPLE so I thought I’d check it out
And then I was like wait, I’m probably not qualified for military service because of my anxiety, so I found the page that talks about health problems and which ones disqualify you for service, and I’m just chillin out scrolling along, reading about how you have to be so tall and weigh so much and have both testicles
and then it hits me. Forget anxiety, I DON’T HAVE BOTH TESTICLES
my dreams are crushed